And I’m at work, WHY? today…

Friday, I had to have my hard drive reimaged – correction…I had to give it to the desktop team to get it reimaged. Apparently, the desktop team must be union since it’s taking so long. I have a loaner laptop with none of the applications I need to do my job, sooo….

Let’s read the interesting subject lines in my Gmail spam:

“Russian queens are waiting”
Waiting for what? And why do they think I’m interested in flamboyant russians??? (*snicker*)

“Your 9 inch tool will drive her nuts”
Sorry, I’m selfish on this one. I don’t care about anyone being driven nuts but moi!

“The number of inches in your pants is the measurement of your masculinity”
If this is true, then I know I’m completely safe. No masculinity here.

“Top of the line pilules at low prices”
What?

“Worried that tiny size will get you down?”
Nah – at this point, any size would be welcome.

Oh! I’m about to get my laptop back! Joy!!!